As all of you may know, we are currently in a drought. The key to solving this drought, we’ve devised, is to collect a lot of rainwater. Unfortunately, your shoes are greedy, and they drink our precious water. And darn it, we won’t stand for that any longer when we’re running out. So here’s a tip on how you can prevent shoes of the cloth clan from stealing our precious rainwater (and also you know, avoid walking around in icky wet shoes).
So what’s the solution? Rub beeswax onto them. Yup. That’s it. That’ll incapacitate those foul water molecules from attacking your shoes and keep them nice and dry. Try it out. Help California save water.