4 Frugal Halloween Costumes for the Lazy

So, you’re way too lazy to design a costume for Halloween, but you need one to get into a party. And your friend Ben won’t let you use his. Okay. It’s cool. You’re cool. You have some options.

1. Paper bag

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You’re a paper bag. You’re a bag that floats in the wind, ya know. You’re transient and chic and environmentally friendly because you recycle. For extra cool points, use a bag from Whole Foods so people think you’re classy.

2. Birthday Kid

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This is a special privilege if you’re the birthday kid, or pretending to be. You don’t need a costume cause it’s your special day. When they ask to see proof, tell them you forgot your ID at home, but you’d like some reese’s pieces please.

3. Target Employee

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Just put on a red polo shirt and some baggy khaki pants with brown shoes. And boom. You’re a Target employee. Walk into Target and try to ask for candy, maybe they’ll credit you for your ingenuity.

4. Vampire

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Wear all black and tape some sharp pieces of white paper as your fangs. Get a bottle of fruit punch gatorade from your local 7’11s and proceed to drip it strategically over your white dress shirt so you look like you’ve had some blood.

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